Green means "Go." The triangle (as every VCR will tell you) means "Play." Go play, go play, go play GO! Yay PLAY!
Why do these even exist? Because I'm fascinated by the ability to take an idea and make it into something concrete.
Why am I offering them for sale? Because it was practically as cheap to make hundreds of them as to make one ... plus, I want your money, because I want to have done all this goofy stuff at a profit!
Why do you need one? You don't!
Why do you want one? Because they're cool! If you get to strike up even one conversation about gaming because you have it, isn't that a deal at twice the price?
What's the price? Oh yeah! Five dollars. That includes me tossing it in an unpadded envelope (because it's "struck iron" ... don't know what that is, but it's pretty damn tough I'll tell ya!) and sending it anywhere in the continental US. If you don't live there ... well then, email me and I'll figure out how much to charge you.
Buy it now! Or don't!